Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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