How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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