My hand turned me down
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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