DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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