Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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