I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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