the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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