So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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