i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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