I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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