Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I need to align my fucking chakras
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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