So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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