The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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