we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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