I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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