she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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