I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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