so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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