Your mouth is God's brothel.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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