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Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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