So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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