I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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