Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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