I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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