oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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