DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize