i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Boobs are out for the taking
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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