So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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