I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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