She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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