Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Floor bacon is actually really good
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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