i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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