He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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