you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize