I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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