Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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