Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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