I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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