sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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