What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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