We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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