One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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