her vagine was all disorganized.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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