We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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