I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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