wrigley field is MILF paradise
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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