Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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