Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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