I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
