Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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