So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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