...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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