Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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