There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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