And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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