Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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